In a brick-and-timber pub a bartender in a red shirt, black waistcoat and red bow tie spends the sketch leaning across the counter arguing with a shaggy-haired customer in a white shirt and grey waistcoat, while two other patrons smoke and drink at a table behind them. Drinks keep being poured, the customer knocks them back, then bolts out of the front door and comes back a moment later with his white shirt covered in splatter, still talking as the sketch ends.