A mock interview piece set in a primary school: a first-grade classroom packed with children and balloons, a smiling young teacher in a white blouse standing at the blackboard beside a bouquet of roses, and a small boy in a checked waistcoat and bow tie giving a solemn to-camera interview in front of a shelf of teddy bears. The second half moves to a beige-wallpapered principal's office where a mustachioed man in a black suit talks to camera from behind a desk with an Armenian flag, intercut with further talking-head shots of the teacher and the boy.