After a short studio title sequence with ballroom dancers, the sketch becomes a mock epic music video shot on red volcanic slopes: a long-haired woman in a white peasant blouse is chained to the rocks, singing and flinging her arms in melodrama, while a bearded hero in a conical helmet and a red plastic crate strapped on as breastplate rides up on horseback and clambers up the scree toward her. The two are intercut throughout, ending with the hero and horse reaching her on the slope.